I Wear My Sunglasses Online

by Trask

Note: To the tune of Corey Hart's "I Wear My Sunglasses at Night"

I wear my sunglasses online
So I can, So I can
Watch you post and coast around the web.

And I wear my sunglasses online
So I can, So I can
Keep track of n00bs and failure threads.

With hackers deceiving me, they cut my security.
Have they got control of me?
I turn to them and say,

Chorus:
Don't Metal Blade the guy in shades; oh no!
Don't confuse Ballade with the guy in shades; oh no!
You’ve got game with the guy in shades; oh no!

And I wear my sunglasses online
So I can, So I can
Whistle my tune while you present your claim.
And I wear my sunglasses online
So I can, So I can
Show the world how sexcellent I am.

With n00bs annoying me, I lock their threads quickly.
Have they got the best of me?
I turn to them and say,

Chorus:
Don't Shadow Blade the guy in shades; oh no!
A mango lemonade for the guy in shades; oh no!
Ego’s my middle name I’m the guy in shades; oh no!